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Feelin irie-ish?
As St.. Patrick's Day approaches, this is for those of us of the Irish persuasion and those who wish they were . . .
On vacation in Rome, a young man noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, he asked who the telephone was for. The priest told him it was a direct line to Heaven, and if he would like to call,it would be a thousand dollars. He was amazed, but declined the offer.
Throughout Italy, he kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble column. At each, he asked about it and the answer was always the same: a direct line to Heaven and he could call for a thousand dollars.
Then he finished his tour in Ireland and decided to attend Mass at a local village church. When he walked in the door he noticed the golden telephone. Underneath it there was a sign stating:
"DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN . . . 25 cents."
"Father," he said, "I have been all over Italy and in all the cathedrals I visited, I've seen telephones exactly like this one. But the price is always a thousand dollars.
Why is it that this one is only 25 cents?"
The priest smiled and said, "Son, ye're in Ireland now. Tis a local call..."
Monday, February 2, 2009
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